"Back off man, I'm a scientist"

I'm not feeling so stellar today. The landlord turned the heat on in my apartment a few days ago. You ask, "Karen, how is this relevant to your current state of health?" Well, the knob to the radiator is broken and that prohibits me from turning the heat down or more importantly, OFF. This creates extremely dry conditions in my bedroom resulting in cold-like symptoms and an unhappy tenant. I like to blame others for bad things that happen to me so I am sending bad vibes to my landlord for being such an idiot and neglecting to make sure my life runs smoothly.

On a positive note, I'm getting "Home Work" completed (tweaking website, updating resumes, watching You Tube, thinking of cleaning the kitchen).

Speaking of the kitchen, I was JUST in there cooking up some mediocre lunch on the stove and came back in here to check my Facebook because it had been over 10 minutes since I looked at it last. APPARENTLY, I left a Dollar Store Tupperware-like container a little too close to the burner and check what happened...

Yeah....I know.....oops. It's been that kind of week. At Dunkin' Donuts the other day I was getting a coffee and donut with the least amount of calories so as to maintain my dignity. As the guy behind the counter handed me my goodies he said, "Thank you, Sir." Nice. Very nice. I already feel like a complete lard for just stepping in here but now YOU go for the double whammy and insult my face. That was a really good donut though. I'll still come back to the double D for more.

Let's address what you're thinking.... Yes, that is The Shining playing in the background of my "Cooking Fail" picture. Another plus to "staying home sick." Did you know the baseball bat scene with Shelley and Jack took 127 takes? It's a world record for most retakes of a single scene with dialogue. Just a little trivia for you. You never know when you might be on Jeopardy.

I hope you watched the Scream Awards. Let's talk about Bill Murray. SPOILER ALERT!! If you haven't seen it and want to watch it...just don't watch the clip.

I have such a crush on him. If he asked me out I would totally go. Seriously.

Things I Like To Imagine Bill Murray Would Say To Me If We Met

1) Your controlled eye twitch is the funniest thing since Space Jam

2) The Marshmallow man was made of real marshmallows

3) I like that you chose to eat at this cheeseburger joint

4) Jurassic Park is my favorite soundtrack, too

5) Let's pick "I'm A Little Bit Country" as our next karaoke duet

6) I put little containers of Ecto-Plazm in my birthday party goodie bags

7) Your NYC Tourist video is in my "Bookmarks"

8) I'm honored you want to name your first born "Tripper Harrison"

9) I can fix your radiator with my bare hands

10) I'm sorry Scrooged scared the hell out of you as a kid, but glad you watch it once a month now.

Alright, that's all I've got. I leave you with a picture of "Snookie." The kitten I played with while I was babysitting last night. Feel free to set it as your background. You're welcome.